Word to the wise, dont let this chic on top and you'll be ok!

Fuck, I'd like to nestle my schlong between these enormous tits.

^^ I think he's game 'cause she's got "enormous tits".

My ex looked a little like this... just thinner and very, very, very pretty.

Well then you're missing out buddy. She is hot.

More than two ax handles wide-not my type-unless they have enormous tits - then turn the lights out