Yes gentlemen, the classic DUFF. I'm a good wingman so I'd do my part and at least keep the Dumb Ugly Fat Friend occupied while you hit the hot one.

I'd probably keep her busy by fucking her 'cause I'm a sleazy wingman... but that's the best kind - right?

they always have one fat to make them feel better, if there feeling a little plump one day they can just call em up n say, hay come over i need you to repulse me so i feel thin again.

hand grenade...

8+2/2 = 5

Why do hot women always have at least one fat chick as a friend?

I'd fcuk both of them at the same time