"Janie listened intently to the Kama Sutra on audio books, hoping to learn the secret of the "butterfly and elephant swimming upstream in a hurricane" position so that she could show her man that she liked something other than the missionary position. Sadly, Janie had not purchased the Kama Sutra, but had actually purchased the Kama Superduper (redneck edition) and her bedroom excursion was doomed."