This is about as complicated as it gets, but let me try to break it down for you. Working left to right:
1. Tall but quite tight and enthusiastic. Probably bites a bit when she sucks. Still, yes.
2. Small, tight, knobbly knees. Exactly the type i don't want, but you do.
3. Chunky but not in the right places. Permed. I'm gonna pass again.
4. Jeez, she should be so hot, then she pulled a sorta Michael Bolton meets your first bowl cut.
5. She's trying out for Chicago. If I'm the casting director i'm sticking with Zellweger.
6. She's also sporting hair from the 80s, but she's doing it for me anyway.
7. Thank god for someone who's making it easy - and hard.
8. Just too awkward. Sorry love, start with the nerds, build your confidence and then try again.