Luke, this is your mother.

sexy princess

Exactly what princess did he hook up with that left him for a farmer boy? If you're referring to Leia, that would be his daughter, the farmer boy being his son and her brother, so thats like, incest to the max there.

Yay, Vader is getting some! Since that troublesome princess ran away with some farmers boy, I understand he's anxious to hook up with some other chick. Hehe, my nerdiness is triggered by pics like these