I wonder if she realizes that she could go away to a Federal prison if she got caught flashing her Pussy and Titties on Government property.

somewhere in pennsyltucky.... but nice anyway...

Okay, how many jokes can we come up with?

I've got a "package" for her.
She's got a nice "box."
She should be on the wanted poster, because I WANT her.
She's looking for a "male."
She reminds me of an envelope, because I'm about to lick her flap.
If this happened more often, they'd be less disgruntled.
No loading or unloading the trucks, while "flashing."
If she's the Postmaster General, then I'm definitely standing up and saluting.
I've got something to slip into her slot.
Not rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail will stop me from fucking her.
The pens aren't the only things that are into getting chained down.

(Okay, I may have been reaching a bit on the last one.)

Is she saying she DELIVERS!

hot tits/hot pussy