Many years ago, while playing a private course bordered by garden homes, I heard loud banging and a woman loudly cursing. There was a beautiful completely nude young woman pounding on a sliding glass door. Apparently, she had an argument with her female roommate who had pushed her out and locked the door. I sympathized with her as long as I could before resuming play.

Years ago I was playing by myself and came across a threesome of ladies all peeing at the same time. They were on hole 16 and all had had plenty to drink.They laughed and asked if I wanted to join them! Hell yes! Years later I ended up marring one.

when you gotta go there ain't nothing to do but go