I want to fuck you darling

I would

Nice MILF

she has a lovely landing strip

Slightly used.

If she’s waiting for me I’m ready

She lost the bet.
The rule is go sit on the couch in the living room

She invited a bunch of male co-workers over and she is just waiting on them to arrive for the poker night. They are in for a surprise when she greats them at the door like this and they learn it's not cards that it is poke her night and they will get to gang bang her and use all holes at once.