I'd just use my plug in her ass

seriously??? Im not a fan at all.. For sure without the plug I would be !! Sexy woman!!

You can (and should) still have sex during your period. It feels great and relieves cramping. Just make sure to change the "cork" afterwards and don't assume you can't still get pregnant.
Oh, and I keep a red towel or two in the vicinity to lay down first. Wouldn't want to mess up that goofy bedspread!

A pull starter!