I take also the left one

Well, I definitely want the left one, an' it's not boring ME....I'd like to be boring IT, though...It looks very clean, tender an' ripe for probing...I just love female asses, butts, derrieres, tushies, bottoms, backsides, cabooses, etc...whatever th' feminine gluteus maximus is called, I cum a'runnin'

Another boring arsehole - left or right - take your pick.