This picture is a paradox. First, she Is on a nude beach. Second, she is nude on a nude beach. Third, she is under an umbrella completely in the shade on a nude beach giving her tanning potential a zero. Conclusion: She wants to show off her bod and I am completely fine with that. :-)

She will never drown with those floatation devices

Hell I don't care if they're are fakes as they are sweet gravity defying titties no matter