the blonde is perfect

As is usually the case, the blond is much better looking.

The blonde has great curves...but what th' hell happened to the brunette...she's as straight as a teenage boy...no waist, no hips...she does as much for that green bikini as she would for a burka...she has a nice face, but she must've called in sick th' day curves were being handed out...'cause she sure doesn't have any...