with that universal finger sign saying f*ck you, i gladly accept your invitation to f*ck me.

Not exactly the invitation I was expecting - a beckoning finger that says "Come closer you big stud." Could have been a much better picture.

Do you want to wipe it for me???????

She must be doing number 2, and it's a tad difficult...

Either that or her finger`s just gone through the paper.

Does that mean your'e doing a number 1