No need to cover that kitty, baby! We're all friends here!

I would gladly wipe her myself if she asked me to

Any in all that, she still manages to look sexy as hell.....'gotta hand it to her, she is HOT!
I'd definitely bring her some TP ... Hell, I'd even clean her up if she bent over...(but with th' TP, not with my tongue or anything sick like that...She may be sexy as hell, but I would only kiss her ass if it were squeaky clean...)

sexy hot babe

The height of ignominy.... trying to have a crap and some dork taking your photo...
and NO frikkin' paper!