yea , let her finish her paper work then take some pictures of her

can't even crap in private

The look of a chick pushing out a big poop.

Seems more like the poor girl is taking a really big shit, and it's stretching her really big.

Is that a smile or is her face showing the agony of being sat on the can with her legs crossed and getting a ring round her butt whilst waiting for the silly ..... to take the photograph!