"Do your tits hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder,
for a Continental soldier?
do u get a funny feeling when theyre hanging from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never get a sailor if your tits hang low.

those are without a doubt the strangest things i've seen in quite some time. a nice pic ruined by alien tits

those titties look like tennis balls shoved into the bottom of a sock

wtf