Also, don't stretch it out like that if you are going to use it.

She's one wild wifey

While I'm very impressed with your ability (or training) I must remind you of this helpful saying:

"Never put glass in your pussy or ass!" Wine bottles are quite sturdy, but even so, any breakage would result in an embarrassing trip to the hospital and could prevent you from having sex (or taking a decent dump) for the rest of your life. Buy a nice dildo or swing by the grocery store for some veggies.

That's the spirit!

My kind of woman 😜