Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:04 PM 01/03/2009

Beat him in the stomach until he dies from it. I'm sure he'll understand the punishment fits the non-crime.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:24 AM 12/12/2008

When and if my parents go into a nursing home, I pray these two chicks "take care" of them... but my folks were child abusers. Karma is a bitch.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:22 AM 12/12/2008

NORMAN! Better feed the cats Norman! She is a dirty girl Norman!!!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 11:27 PM 12/06/2008

Kill one of their friends and see if they order pizza.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:32 PM 12/03/2008

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:31 PM 12/03/2008

If there was any substantiation to the claims of child abuse, the parents deserved what they got.

If I could go back to being 8 years old, both my parents would be dead. Period.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:57 PM 11/25/2008

Thin these fucknuts from the herd.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:13 PM 10/20/2008

Don't these people watch StarGate SG1? Replicators anyone???

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:40 PM 10/10/2008

Thinning the herd, one douchebag at a time.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:39 PM 10/10/2008

Feed the kid to the croc, make the parents watch.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:35 PM 10/10/2008

I've no sympathy for the dude who jumped. Still, the fucknuts who taunted him should be pushed off the same building.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:32 PM 10/10/2008

Only in Russia... An eye for an eye... thinning the herd with tweezers... novel approach.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:31 PM 10/10/2008

And yet another perfect opportunity to thin the herd...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:01 PM 09/27/2008

Another perfect opportunity to thin the herd. That dumb shit would've had my foot in his mouth before the cops took him down.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:59 PM 09/27/2008

Again I say - no human should be allowed to breed without the written consent of his peers. Licenses, period.

If I go to hell, I am hunting and punishing these fools for eternity.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:23 PM 09/25/2008

Pics or it didn't happen. - Edit - she's not hot. Please don't post pics after all.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:20 AM 09/17/2008

Allows up to four wives??? My wife barely allows me one!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:26 AM 08/20/2008

Career? An other opportunity to thin the herd. And make people get licenses before they breed...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:21 AM 08/20/2008

Have I mentioned that it's time to thin the herd?

Posted by newnicknameguy on 12:19 AM 08/14/2008

Another perfect opportunity to thin the herd.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:51 PM 08/09/2008

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:18 PM 07/15/2008

I just can't see how eating dog is a good thing. I mean - cows, pigs, chickens are stupid - dogs are considerably more intelligent. We domesticated them as pets and to hunt other animals to eat... humans didn't domesticate dogs for food. Where did it go wrong?

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:16 PM 07/14/2008

WTF. Are you a man or a woman? If you want to birth a child - at least keep your tits! It's the only way to insure a fully active immune system develops. Although I'm quite certain that will be the least of the kids worries... Anyone seen Junior?

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:29 PM 07/10/2008

Holy shit!!! That dude must have gigantic balls and be strong as a bear, um, to drag the bear back to shore.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:27 PM 07/10/2008

Lots of women worry about "loosening up" as they get older. Of course being a size queen who gets off on fisting will loosen it up a bit...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:35 AM 07/03/2008

I just wish any 64bit software worked like it was supposed to. shit, my old 32bit xp laptop blew the doors of this vista beast - with half the memory.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:28 AM 07/03/2008

Another perfect opportunity to thin the herd.

I have seen how idiots just play these games to kill the AI characters, without playing the missions. It vents rage that might otherwise end up like this story. Still - I don't understand killing AI people without point.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:19 PM 06/28/2008

I bet he's got ole lucifer laughing his horns off!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:55 PM 06/22/2008

Kids raising kids. Fucking idiots. Forced contraceptives - the only answer. Over 6 billion people in the fucking world as it is and everybody wants "a baby". Fucking retards!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:51 PM 06/22/2008

If I had that kind of cash, I wouldn't need to pass out drugs, I would get laid without such lowlife tactics.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:47 PM 06/22/2008

Maybe this guy is a ghost whisperer and maybe the dead guy wanted a lap dance...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:03 PM 06/21/2008

Dumbasses. Go stargaze on your roof. That way when you fall asleep and subsequently fall off - noone else gets hurt.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:02 PM 06/21/2008

Pics, or the "sex with no callback" didn't happen.

Seriously, if I were the dude who was branded, I would be hunting them fuckers down. Branding wouldn't be the only thing I'd do to them... And why would the new boyfriend even involve himself? Most dudes don't give 2 shits about who fucked you over before them - those other douchebags are the reason they have you...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 04:55 PM 06/21/2008

Damn, the wife is hot... oh yeah, cool about them not killing the bees. Bees have enough troubles these days.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 12:20 AM 06/01/2008

Look at the fucking car those bitches got into! Their stupid fuck parents already spoil them! What the fuck did they need some 9 year old's girl scout money for anyway??? And what the fuck were they doing out and about at 3am? The one girl was still a minor! The parents should be held accountable!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:14 PM 05/29/2008

One more opportunity to thin the herd. They are too old to spit out kids - and they still try, then reject the ones they are lucky enough to get. Put those two old fuckers down.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:11 PM 05/29/2008

Another perfect opportunity to thin the herd. Someone needs to beat those bitches down.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:37 PM 05/07/2008

Yet another perfect opportunity to thin the herd.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:29 PM 05/07/2008

Common sense dictates that Jebus isn't coming to your house to take your kid to the hospital - he gave us doctors to treat your kids - so fucking take them already!

Another perfect opportunity to thin the herd.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:54 AM 04/14/2008

WTF? How bout the get an education and get a job gang?

Fucking douchebags. Put them down. People should have licenses before breeding.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:07 PM 04/08/2008

IBM does about $1.43 billion in business a year with the federal government.

Edit - IBM DID about $1.43 billion in business a year with the federal government.

They also did a lot of business with Nazi Germany. Of course the U.S. is almost as fascist these days...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:04 PM 04/08/2008

That chick drove two men to suicide. Let that be a lesson for the next guy.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:20 PM 01/24/2008

good news? - the dude just died...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 03:47 AM 12/09/2007

He "resisted arrest"? He wasn't under arrest, he'd broken NO CRIME, they were going to question him and I'm SURE they were'nt very f-ing nice about it. Maybe the mentally challenged don't get messed with where you're from, but he was probably confused and scared to death. They "thought" he was someone else, but they ended up tasing a mentally challenged local hero. If I was this guys family I would make it a personal vendetta to see those douchebag officers publically tased.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 09:21 AM 10/09/2007

Quote:

Originally posted by Ivan-the-SoSo

a bum comes into a scrap yard with 50 lbs of copper cable...and the scrap yard calls the policehahaha

That's the thing, most scrapyards are run by worthless douchebags who happily buy whatever is brought in. They wouldn't care if the dudes friggin hand was still attached, so long as there was metal.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 12:26 AM 09/26/2007

Pictures or it didn't... hanging myself.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:59 PM 09/21/2007

Pictures or it didnt happen.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:49 AM 08/16/2007

Forrest Gump: "It Happens!", TShirt Guy" "What, Shit?", Forrest: "Sometimes"

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:51 PM 07/23/2007

An eye for an eye. That is the only way to stem the flow of these atrocities against children.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:38 AM 06/30/2007

Pong, Oregon Trail, WoW or no games at all,,, I STILL WANT ONE!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:47 AM 06/09/2007

I hear the theme from Highlander playing in my head: "Who wants to live forever....?"

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:03 AM 06/01/2007

Whats really funny is that we are sending our fucking jobs to that country faster than you can eat a hamburger... oops

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:47 PM 05/26/2007

People like this need to die, slowly and painfully.

Licenses - people need to be tested and trained before being allowed to breed.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:23 PM 04/20/2007

I'm tired of hearing about adults harming innocent children. I think it's time someone started hurting back.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 09:55 PM 04/05/2007

deb1984 - I'm no conspiracy theorist. Nor do I need prozac. That website looks a lot like the ones that say we didn't go to the moon. Either way, how do we know the absolute truth, unless we were the ones actually standing there?

Fuck it. Arguing on the internet is like the special Olympics. You guys win. LOL

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:55 PM 04/05/2007

I believe a lot of things. Bridges as real estate investments are generally a bad idea though, smartass. Seriously, I want to think that men walked on the moon, but it is hard to believe because the radiation belts are far more dangerous than we know.

Have you ever gotten an x-ray? Notice how they put a 50lb lead sack over the parts of you they don't want x-rayed? And thats just a 15 second dental exam... the cosmic radiation that an astronaut would be exposed to is like sitting on Chernobyl, except a lot worse.

How the hell did our astronauts not get fried???

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:12 AM 04/05/2007

We didn't even get to the moon, you know they filmed that shit on Earth. Nasa even says they are still 30 years away from the moon technologically. Van Allen belts, Operation Starfish Prime - the Russians experiments showed that an astronaut would need to be behind 4 feet of lead to survive a trip to the moon. And all they wore was a thin sheet of aluminum, how the hell did that work? How the hell are we gonna get to Mars if we can't even get to the moon?

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:08 AM 04/05/2007

Come with me if you want to live...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 06:01 AM 04/05/2007

moral of the story, the drunk driver needs to die. edit - painfully

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:57 AM 04/04/2007

It's IBM trying to make up for providing Hitler with punchcard technology in the 40's.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:09 AM 03/31/2007

mikeybisnoob <-- LOL

He IS the fastest man alive after all!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:13 AM 03/30/2007

"saying he was just happy that Griffin was unharmed."

So that he could torture him to death later. LOL

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:10 AM 03/30/2007

Dead or alive you are coming with me... shit, wrong movie.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:08 AM 03/30/2007

Proof of life outside of Earth.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:05 AM 03/30/2007

"Frogwatch, which is dedicated to wiping out a toxic toad species that has killed countless Australian animals"

I thought we were trying to KEEP animals from becoming extinct...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:03 PM 03/24/2007

MythBusters - not quite. This "technology" has existed for a long long time. It would be even better if they'd hurry the fuck up and make a car that ran on water. Hydrogen and oxygen from electrolysis - this technology has also existed for a long time. Problem is, our country is ruled by oil mongers.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:38 PM 03/15/2007

Tell that to the guy that fired the News Anchor.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:51 AM 03/09/2007

Parenting licenses. DITTO

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:50 AM 03/09/2007

Use her as a bat until her skull is fractured. Considering the child is only four weeks old, he may have permanent brain damage, so she should actually be beaten until she is retarded. Then thrown in a psych ward for the rest of her pathetic life...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 12:36 AM 03/06/2007

These will help with the Flux Capacitor...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:46 AM 03/04/2007

"victims"

WTF

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:42 PM 03/03/2007

XBMC

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:04 AM 03/02/2007

Someone kill that guy. To death.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:03 AM 03/02/2007

" A former Canadian defense minister "

So, either he's nuts, or he knows more than we do.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:02 AM 03/02/2007

HOLY F-BOMB!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 05:00 AM 03/02/2007

If they didn't make four hundred excuses. Like NaughtyGypsy said - hospitals cannot deny care. OR Pull the tooth yourself for the love of God!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 12:06 AM 02/25/2007

I've already got all those consoles and games, emulator style. But the GameCube abilites of Wii in addition to the Virtual Console make me wanna buy one to mod...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 10:00 PM 02/17/2007

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 07:21 PM 02/16/2007

MisterAJ, because they would be the true "geeks" not the guy dressed up as BatMan. LOL

Posted by newnicknameguy on 09:42 AM 02/11/2007

They need to be thrown in an oven and cooked alive. Period.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 11:22 PM 02/09/2007

Stop breeding you stupid fucks.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 03:58 AM 02/07/2007

bob1975 - if you only knew how little power the social service agencies actually have. All a parent's gotta do is scare the kid into lying. "No my parents are good to me" It's easy for a parent to do - they simply tell the kid that they'll be going to a worse home than the one they're already in, or that they will kill them. Basic psychology works well on a little kids mind.

Here's the cure folks - stun gun that motherfucker. Repeatedly.

Same thing for the bitch who drowned her two kids by dumping them in the river in the backseat of the car. Drown the bitch. Resuscitate her. Drown her again. Let her die.

You won't see parents abusing defensless little children if you set an example. An eye for an eye.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 02:06 AM 01/31/2007

Sue the fuck out of those douchebags. If I were her father I would personally stalk and beat the fuck out of each and every one of the officers on duty that knew of her situation.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 09:02 PM 01/25/2007

I just hid my axe.

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:58 PM 01/25/2007

A non-lethal Ray Gun? Sounds like Mystery Men all over again!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 03:18 AM 01/21/2007

I thought Hippos were vegans... They make it seem like the hippo actually ATE the zebra instead of just killing it for fun and games...

Posted by newnicknameguy on 08:27 PM 01/19/2007

What exactly is there to "like" about a cigarettte? Noone I know who smokes, and I know a lot, like smoking. It doesn't taste good, it doesn't smell good; you don't like it - you are ADDICTED to it. Kinda like crack. Saying you like a cigarette is like me saying I like to stab myself in the leg with a rusty pen knife because I like the endorphins my body creates. Sure, it might kill me eventually, but I like the pain.

Having said that, I don't give a flying fuck how anyone kills themselves, the government needs to worry about the fucking potholes. Start using concrete you douchebags!

Posted by newnicknameguy on 11:10 PM 01/17/2007

Oh my God. Someone please give those kids a better life. That is all that poor woman wanted.