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Be My Valentine Contest - Win a phone call from FeFe & 3 months of sponsor membership!
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:13 AM 02/07/2008
Quote:
Originally posted by Blownego
Where were you hoping it went?hahaha
I was thinking the same thing...?
Emergency maintaince - Forum --> update
Posted by hakrat18 on 11:07 PM 07/31/2007
w00t! cant wait! thanks guys!(banana)
Computer program can learn baby talk
Posted by hakrat18 on 05:41 AM 07/30/2007
Quote:
Originally posted by yellowzombie
I believe someone already came up with this idea on an episode of the SIMPSONS. I believe Homer's brother invented it already.
yep, only episode where maggie talks....well in complete sentences anyway.
btw...thats the dumbest shit i heard...babies know all the sounds of all languages from the get go...its called u hear the way it goes and fucking mimmick it....
if that were the case, then every time i flip past the spanish channel i'd have a flashback... |:(
Microsoft to Simplify Downgrades From Vista to XP
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:47 PM 07/02/2007
you must be one of the few people that dont have issues.
i cant even get itunes to run, much less install on this POS....
Enormous amount of frozen water found on Mars.
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:03 AM 03/20/2007
sounds to me like some bigshot is goin to build a water park....
'Mean Girls'
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:02 PM 01/06/2007
hahaha ... ok yeah...ehehm...wheres the pics???
Fat chick gets stuck in cave; traps others inside
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:58 PM 01/06/2007
wow...this is great...
Suck at your job? How about $200m severance?
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:58 PM 01/06/2007
this is crap...
Boy kills himself after meeting his blind date in person
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:18 PM 01/06/2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
terrible, but I laughed at it anyways
some people... (stoned)
after some time i'd be like "i want a damn picture!"
for all you know it could be a d00d!
Gun safety class in S.C. ends with a bang
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:07 AM 11/16/2006
holy shit!!!
thats my home town...hahaha...thats why i got outta there lol
Schools punishing kids for what they say online
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:50 PM 10/03/2006
Quote:
ThievinHonky
Schools have every right to ban My Space from their servers and have every right to monitor. Especially with threats of school shootings and riots during the beaner walkouts last March..
If anything, trench coats and the whole stupid punk/emo/goth look should be banned from schools.
Yeah, form their servers in the school, but these kids are being suspended b/c they did it at home. If i want to post on my blog that i think my techer is hot and i want to fuck her, thats my business and my opinion. If the teacher is offended, stop reading my blog, which she shouldnt be doing in the first damn place anyway!
Man Arrested For Stealing Neighbor's Front Yard
Posted by hakrat18 on 07:37 PM 05/26/2006
someone took "Fun With Dick and Jane" too serious lol
Pedicure Allegedly Leads To Woman's Death
Posted by hakrat18 on 07:36 PM 05/26/2006
um...i have no case, but im gonna sue you for all you've got!!!
FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - Strawberry Ass
Posted by hakrat18 on 07:22 PM 05/26/2006
hahaha...people have issues
Couple Gets Married At Local Wal-Mart
Posted by hakrat18 on 07:13 PM 05/26/2006
hahaha! thats the funniest thig ever...
You'll never trust those "sweet" old ladies again.
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:21 PM 05/25/2006
meh, the more money my grandma has, the more ill get one day haha
Now this is a REALLY bad day.
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:41 PM 05/24/2006
outch....i woulda killed her
Girl, 11, will be Britain's youngest mother
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:39 PM 05/23/2006
how the fuck can you take care of a child when you just bearly stopped shitting on your own damn self?
Monopoly Maker Drops Boardwalk From New Edition
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:34 PM 05/23/2006
omfg..its a board game! yea, lets move american tradition b/c the monoply guy moved to a dif. neighborhood. its not like they are recalling all the games that have boardwalk on it and burning them in huge fires...geesh
Worry over mobile phone explosions
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:32 PM 05/23/2006
"hunny, can you pick up some milk on the way home?"
"sure thing, ill be there in 20 .." KABOOM!
hahaha
Thieves steal rollercoaster
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:28 PM 05/23/2006
you know the only person that would privately buy a rollercoaster.... MICHAEL JACKSON
FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - Tongue Joy Oral Vibrator
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:45 PM 05/15/2006
sounds like too much work...and dangerous..i wonder how many people will have their teeth knocked out by this thing...
Arizona Cops Suspended for Sex Toy Prank
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:40 PM 05/15/2006
people in this state crack me up lol ... god i cant wait to leave ...
FeFe's Weekly Sex Toy Review - Pleasure Periscope
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:37 PM 05/15/2006
"hunny...i dont remember you making corn with dinner" hahaha
Man Sets Fire To Wife
Posted by hakrat18 on 06:56 AM 10/31/2005
how do u light a match while running???????? (huh)
New Orleans strip club ready to re-open!
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:44 AM 09/16/2005
who over there actually has money to be spending at a strip joint right now???
good stuff tho...like the bar that never closed
Xbox 360 for christmas season in 3 market areas
Posted by hakrat18 on 08:38 PM 09/15/2005
yeah..the price is wats gunna get me..id like to get one but i dont want to drop that much money on a video game console that i dont have time to play that much anyway..
cant wait to see it though
An amphibious creature resembling a human in the Caspian sea?
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:27 AM 09/15/2005
are there any hot female fish people with b00bies? hahaha
Jealous Lovers: No Web Snooping
Posted by hakrat18 on 05:05 PM 09/06/2005
i agree with Piromania ... why the hell would u buy a trojan??? lol...they are free..all over the web lol
Just a night at the Strip Club
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:57 PM 09/06/2005
wow...who goes to a strip club and doesnt get a lapdance...i can see it now on FOX..."strippers gone mad!"
Sexually-frustrated Star Trek and Star Wars fans sue Universal, ask for restraining order
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:42 PM 08/31/2005
sounds very pathetic, but i really doubt its real...c'mon all the virgins happen to be star trek geeks and jedi losers? funny story and if it is true...im speachless...
U.S. citizen arrested for porn!
Posted by hakrat18 on 05:29 PM 08/30/2005
yeah...porn is illegal on WBW too...I WILL be collecting it from everyone :D hahaha
Micro$oft sues Google.
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:49 AM 07/20/2005
competitor promise = "if we fire you, you may never work again b/c u'd be working for the competition ok? have a nice day" :)
Snake dies of priest bite
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:31 PM 07/14/2005
i dunno...u got a point there...BUT..he's a hindoo priest (not to pick on other religions,mainly catholic, but they are the ones in the news) so maybe it was a snake...kinda odd though how he lives in the snake god temple and got bitten by one...
Man nearly bites the bullet.
Posted by hakrat18 on 10:13 AM 07/14/2005
big deall...its just like the prize in cereal boxes
Women sue church, after not meeting Jesus.
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:18 PM 07/12/2005
The True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of Saints of The Last Days.
wtf? thats sounds so made up...heres one...i accept donations to the "jesus the guy who made water into wine church" hahaha
Founder of Go Computer, Inc. sues Microsoft.
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:17 AM 07/07/2005
they just want their cut...they realized they cant compete with MS, so they sue...
just like the fat chick and BK
Bimbo awarded $60K for not knowing what videocams do.
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:35 PM 07/05/2005
i agree that they should have filled out the consent papers, but i also agree with shikima b/c they KNOW what they are doing when they flas a ggw team...
Another eBayer makes the news.
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:31 PM 07/05/2005
do people not realize that they have reflections?
hahaha
16 year old has threesome with two female teachers.
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:28 PM 07/05/2005
the only reason girls can say it was rape is b/c nobody believes the guy if he says it was rape..
but hats of to that guy (horny)
iPod line update, iTunes 4.9, iTunes Phone... & More
Posted by hakrat18 on 12:06 AM 06/29/2005
wow...i mean really 20 gigs of music...???
i have a 5 gig iRiver and thats about 1K songs.
15 hrs of battery life u cant possibly listen to 20GB worth of songs...
Scientists create zombie dogs. No seriously.
Posted by hakrat18 on 11:08 AM 06/28/2005
wow..imagine...people are gunna live forever....cant even shoot a guy to kill him...
this planet is gunna be crammed packed soon....:(
MIT physicists create new form of matter
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:26 PM 06/27/2005
oh...i've seen that movie....'FLUBBER'
Grandfather, 73, kills leopard with bare hands.
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:13 PM 06/27/2005
question: why would u die if u lost ur tounge...j/w...dont strike me as a vital organ....as a matter of fact, its a muscle...
still bad ass though...i would have shit my pants
Women's Brains Really Are Blown By Orgasms
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:07 PM 06/27/2005
"Alcohol brings down the fear level," said Dr Holstege. "Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."......
so true, so true
Wife sold her husbands Lotus Espirit for 1$
Posted by hakrat18 on 07:14 PM 06/24/2005
i've never had a nice car so hahaha
AOL ranked "most infected network."
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:35 AM 06/21/2005
"WELCOME!" "You have BUG"
Michael Jackson cleared of abuse on all counts.
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:19 AM 06/14/2005
i blame the family for the shitty verdict, not the jury. the prosecution planned their crap poorley! who the heck puts a woman with a fraud record bigger than rosie odonald on the stand???
Gamer kills fellow player
Posted by hakrat18 on 11:57 AM 06/13/2005
i think it is ridiculous for some people to get that upset about a game. they obviously have way too much time on their hands and dont think outside their game world...if a damn game is THAT important to you, you need help.
Chimps may hold key to AIDS Mystery
Posted by hakrat18 on 11:52 AM 06/13/2005
i hope my monkey dont die... :)
Sheriff arrests son for running meth lab. Again.
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:35 PM 06/09/2005
sucks to be him...
i woulda kicked his ass as a father first, then arrested him as an officer.
Think twice rapists.
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:34 PM 06/09/2005
i can see it...
"give me the other penis half Dr. Watson.."
"AHA we have a match"
Real Life Rail Guns.
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:32 PM 06/09/2005
:mesmorized by the light:
um..looks cool...but what does it do now?
R.I.P. Chloe Jones
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:28 PM 06/09/2005
yeah imma go with RF here...i bet it was drugs..i mean 30 yrs old?
Man craps pants after forgetting $36K at public toilet
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:25 PM 06/09/2005
why the hell would u just put it on the floor? 36K? this guy is an idiot.
i dont leave 100 bucks on the floor, much less 36K
Fish Smugglers
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:23 PM 06/09/2005
haha..yeah my buddy told me about this...
funny stuff...now u can really say it smells like fish under her dress (silly)
End in sight for Jackson media circus
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:07 PM 06/08/2005
agree with you NF. this is so much blown up bs. nobody makes a big circus about he boys u molested! hahaha
for real tho, its getting old
The Oldest Pimp?
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:06 PM 06/08/2005
: retires pimp had for the next 60 years :
Female orgasms unlocked
Posted by hakrat18 on 04:04 PM 06/08/2005
"hey hunny take this cuz im an unatractive, dumb, small-dick looser and i cant make u cum without it" hahaha
Lindsay Lohan forced to breast reduction!
Posted by hakrat18 on 05:15 PM 06/06/2005
well i agreed with nonfaith like 1 min ago on a dif thread, but now i am forced to smack him
*smack*
Meet the Moderators!
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:45 PM 06/05/2005
[monologue]
hahaha, now i know who to manipulate so i can overthrow WBW and rule the world HAHAHAHAHAHA
[/monologue]
Now this will piss you off, if you have morals.
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:49 PM 06/02/2005
thats is b/s wtf does she need 8 fuckin rooms for?
Still fighting?
Posted by hakrat18 on 09:40 AM 05/28/2005
wow...thats gotta suck...if i dont see an enemy for that long and its just me and my buddy there, i think i can take a hint
Crackers using IE exploit to hold files hostage
Posted by hakrat18 on 08:07 AM 05/28/2005
can i borrow 500 bucks?
Another Crazy Old Lady
Posted by hakrat18 on 08:04 AM 05/28/2005
hahaha...my girlfriend lives there...she's def gunna hear about this..haha
Beer Crimes
Posted by hakrat18 on 12:13 AM 05/26/2005
this is gay... why would u WANT to drink but if u can drink something else?
The "Force" isn't very strong with these two.
Posted by hakrat18 on 01:21 AM 05/25/2005
wow...incredibly dumb...
Heavy smoking 'may affect memory'
Posted by hakrat18 on 02:00 PM 05/24/2005
its too hard to quit...i keep forgetting why i should
The $60,000 spoon
Posted by hakrat18 on 11:13 AM 05/23/2005
[cries soflty]
yeah..im lost on the fefe spoon thing too....
[/cries softly]
Sex Doll Kidnapping
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:46 PM 05/04/2005
hahaha.....i hope he dont accidentally pop her with that knife lol..... is he askin for a ransom? "$1 million or i open the valve!!!!" hahaha
School teaches how to make meth
Posted by hakrat18 on 12:57 AM 05/04/2005
and here's a list of good drug dealers you can buy weed from...oh and whats this??? instructions on how to grow it....and here's some poppey seeds...have fun kids
Student rapes teacher.
Posted by hakrat18 on 12:54 AM 05/04/2005
normally its the other way around...sad when u gotta do that just to get laid...
Hooray for boobies!
Posted by hakrat18 on 03:42 PM 05/03/2005
"all boobies are created equal"....SIKE!...hahaha...i like em all as long as they dont look ridiculously (sp?) fake
Students caught no-pants dancing at school
Posted by hakrat18 on 10:57 AM 04/27/2005
they're stupid for doin it in the hallway unless of course they were trying to get caught....the definition of "Cool" changes so damn often.....
Guy gets jail time for becoming upset over fries
Posted by hakrat18 on 10:53 AM 04/27/2005
hahaha...funny stuff...i wonder if he spoke to the magager? lol
