Father’s "prank" leaves son stuck in tumble dryer, while it was on!

Posted by t0ne on 15:34 24-05-2012

Actually, it was a washing machine that idiot put the toddler in also it wasn't the toddler's dad it was the babysitter's boyfriend.

Giant Fish caught weighs in at over half a ton!

Posted by Keystoner on 04:07 24-05-2012

Too bad they didn't catch and release.

Giant Fish caught weighs in at over half a ton!

Posted by DEMO on 13:14 21-05-2012

Holy hell that's one big nemo

Giant Fish caught weighs in at over half a ton!

Posted by Paddy! on 09:27 21-05-2012

I googled the pic, as the one from the article was poor, so it's possible...

Giant Fish caught weighs in at over half a ton!

Posted by rogue-ish on 05:32 21-05-2012

This is most definitely not a sturgeon. Its a Mekong catfish

Life’s First Spark Re-Created in the Laboratory

Posted by A.B.D. on 03:36 20-05-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by joemomma000

im willing to bet that this wont change a thing...people need the structure and reassurance, not the facts.

hell, i know that i WISH i could believe in a god- itd certainly make things feel alot less lonely sometimes..but unfortunately i was born with too analytical a brain, that wont allow me to entertain such fantasies.


maybe you would care to explain scientifically why man has 1 less rib then a woman .....

Life’s First Spark Re-Created in the Laboratory

Posted by A.B.D. on 03:32 20-05-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorgon

Eh..what are you talking about? Have'nt you heard the news ? There is no such thing as a "God". Its just a man made fairytale...

Now they even proved that life can come from "nothing", where nothing is a chemical soup, containg no life at all...

But no, some people belive something wiht NO evidence whatsoever. Talk about ignorance.


must be bliss walking around all agnostic & shit ( your screwed hard bro )

Man surgically attatches iPod to his wrist

Posted by Bangledesh on 11:14 19-05-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by DEMO

I have no words to describe how pathetic this is...


I have no interest in it.

But I don't see why it's pathetic. I think it's kinda cool.
It's not too different than getting tattoos and other other piercings. It's a functional expression of self as opposed to just an artistic representation.

Man surgically attatches iPod to his wrist

Posted by Smokewalker2010 on 07:02 19-05-2012

what is next???

Man surgically attatches iPod to his wrist

Posted by DEMO on 03:26 19-05-2012

I have no words to describe how pathetic this is...

Man surgically attatches iPod to his wrist

Posted by meetoo157 on 14:43 18-05-2012

I hope the World Record people are paying attention. We officially have a winner in the waaaayyyy too much time on our hands category, as well as an honorable mention for Dumbass of the Year!

Teen girls hit by car - while sunbathing on road. 

Posted by meetoo157 on 14:39 18-05-2012

Actually they weren't from alabama, but a small town in PA not far from me. A town well-known for their intellect (or is it inbreeding?).

English Sculptor makes lifesize cardboard statue of St George

Posted by Tyrannus on 17:53 11-05-2012

That's pretty damn cool! Very impressive.

New  ‘instantly drunk' spray revealed  

Posted by burnoutjunkie on 01:22 10-05-2012

It kicks in and wears off quickly, so you can picture a guy talking to a less-than-attractive girl at the end of thie night. *Hfffff* So hey girl, whats up? You're looking good. *it wears off* Oh God, what am I thinking? Is that a bullet wound in your face? ..... *Hffffff* You know, perhaps I was being too hasty. Need a ride home? .... *Give it a minute.*

Spaniard struck by lightning in the scrotum

Posted by azdesertrat on 14:39 09-05-2012

a big lightning "rod" in his pants?

Az

Teen girls hit by car - while sunbathing on road. 

Posted by AZJoe on 23:05 08-05-2012

I hope they used sunscreen.

Spaniard struck by lightning in the scrotum

Posted by F1098 on 00:23 08-05-2012

Poor guy !

My GF and I have often wondered when someone was going to report on a lightning strike to one of our big boobied friends. Sad and funny too !

51 Headless Vikings Found in English Execution Pit?

Posted by Paddy! on 19:50 07-05-2012

Love stuff like this!

New  ‘instantly drunk' spray revealed  

Posted by Paddy! on 12:17 05-05-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by sumo999

I agree I think it's pointless but I'll buy 1 for novelty factor to try it


As will a lot of people, they also do other sprays, food ones I think, like chocolate. Which, if you're dieting, HAS a point!

New  ‘instantly drunk' spray revealed  

Posted by sumo999 on 11:42 05-05-2012

I agree I think it's pointless but I'll buy 1 for novelty factor to try it

Man sues BMW for two-year erection caused by motorcycle seat

Posted by F1098 on 19:56 04-05-2012

This story should be taken with a grain of salt(peter).

Man sues BMW for two-year erection caused by motorcycle seat

Posted by Darklight01 on 19:50 04-05-2012

I'm just curious, but couldn't the guy just find something to fap to? I mean, wouldn't that take care of his constant erection? And if it's going to keep bothering him, wouldn't he have to just keep having sex? I fail to see the problem, really. But, then again, I'm not medical expert and surely do not understand the guy's ED case.

Man sues BMW for two-year erection caused by motorcycle seat

Posted by Assman! on 05:21 04-05-2012

people will try anything to get money without earning it What a dick!

Lady riding nude motorcycle given ticket - for not wearing a helmet

Posted by stormanNorm on 14:57 03-05-2012

When is the first flight to Romania, I guess I will finally have to get a helmet. I'll save the price of that because I won't need to buy any cloths.

man hunting for wild boar shoots girlfriend

Posted by importpower94 on 18:32 02-05-2012

doesnt say much bout his girlfriend if he mistaked her for a wild hog- also ppl should be shot for such stupid lack of firearm safety

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Posted by importpower94 on 18:23 02-05-2012

blondes are amazing

Teen girls hit by car - while sunbathing on road. 

Posted by Assman! on 18:14 01-05-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by F1098

They don't think too good down in Alabama....
almost as dumb as those folks in Cali!

Teen girls hit by car - while sunbathing on road. 

Posted by F1098 on 23:54 30-04-2012

They don't think too good down in Alabama....

Cher sells key to city gift on eBay

Posted by Paddy! on 18:26 29-04-2012

Apparently she's 'angry' as its been sold 'without her consent'.

Yeah....ok!

Cher sells key to city gift on eBay

Posted by Assman! on 17:35 29-04-2012

she needs to use the money on weight loss for her daughter? Son? Chaz

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Posted by Honda_X on 05:31 28-04-2012

-search for threads in non-porn forums that are interesting or funny.

-post link to said thread here, post in that thread in the link provided at the bottom of the story, or PM it to me.

-receive credits if approved.

*tilts head*

Life’s First Spark Re-Created in the Laboratory

Posted by Paddy! on 23:22 27-04-2012

HOLY THREAD RESSURECTION , BATMAN!!

Life’s First Spark Re-Created in the Laboratory

Posted by A.B.D. on 03:32 27-04-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorgon

Eh..what are you talking about? Have'nt you heard the news ? There is no such thing as a "God". Its just a man made fairytale...

Now they even proved that life can come from "nothing", where nothing is a chemical soup, containg no life at all...

But no, some people belive something wiht NO evidence whatsoever. Talk about ignorance.


obviously you know nothing of science & religion .. I pity thee. Agnostic very much !

man hunting for wild boar shoots girlfriend

Posted by blitzoid on 18:54 26-04-2012

You might be a redneck when...

man hunting for wild boar shoots girlfriend

Posted by Assman! on 17:10 26-04-2012

good planning but the dummy aimed too low

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Posted by agentdave on 16:16 26-04-2012

it seems confusing to me but i'm in with special instructions.

Man watching online porn film, finds his wife as the star!

Posted by sumo999 on 10:24 26-04-2012

link to the films to see if she is fit

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Posted by eddline0123 on 16:10 25-04-2012

What the fuck is the c key

Real life Barbie Doll!

Posted by Assman! on 03:32 25-04-2012

I wanna smudge her makeup weirdo!

English Sculptor makes lifesize cardboard statue of St George

Posted by Assman! on 20:45 24-04-2012

talk about talent

Teacher who starred in porn film sacked by school

Posted by Assman! on 16:22 23-04-2012

she likes it in the pooper

Teacher who starred in porn film sacked by school

Posted by bustMall on 04:35 23-04-2012

Hot For Teacher

Teacher who starred in porn film sacked by school

Posted by DEMO on 13:21 22-04-2012

I see no reason why they should fire her, she seems to be in fine shape to be a porn actress teacher...

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Posted by Honda_X on 08:08 22-04-2012

Follow the link, look for old threads to submit.

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Posted by Dowantnow on 16:59 21-04-2012

So...what do i do? I want credits!

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Posted by Honda_X on 00:32 21-04-2012

I believe in you bros...it's not a big deal, you're just going to make some coolio credits out of it.

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Posted by A.B.D. on 06:58 20-04-2012

hmmm somehow..? lol

Man watching online porn film, finds his wife as the star!

Posted by Tarquin on 03:54 20-04-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by bustMall

Divorce? Don't the cut off your dilly for watching porn, and execute women for fluziness?


This is Egypt, not Alabama.

Man watching online porn film, finds his wife as the star!

Posted by Assman! on 23:14 19-04-2012

That is seriously fucked up!

Girl tears off her ex-boyfriends balls

Posted by misterinbetween on 06:41 19-04-2012

Not the type of woman I wish to know.

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by misterinbetween on 06:37 19-04-2012

Embarrassed look. Me 43, Wife 34

Man watching online porn film, finds his wife as the star!

Posted by DEMO on 04:30 19-04-2012

1st porno huh, and it just happens to be his wife huh...

Someone buy this man a lottery ticket

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by BigJon on 04:18 19-04-2012

42 for me.

Man watching online porn film, finds his wife as the star!

Posted by bustMall on 03:59 19-04-2012

Divorce? Don't the cut off your dilly for watching porn, and execute women for fluziness?

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by RatsAss on 23:26 16-04-2012

i'll deliver that phone for ya pistachio.

'Stillborn' baby found alive in coffin 12 hours later!

Posted by DEMO on 03:13 15-04-2012

Oh wow, as a parent myself I think first that would freak me out and make me the happiest man alive, then make me wanna, well lets just say the doc wouldn't be a real healthy fella...

Traffic warden issues ticket to moving vehicle, and then clings on for life.

Posted by A.B.D. on 04:30 14-04-2012

they forgot the bamboo shoots under the finger nails routine or worse...........

Girl tears off her ex-boyfriends balls

Posted by azdesertrat on 01:40 12-04-2012

"American woman, stay away from me. Don't come a-knockin' around MY door!........"

Az

Girl tears off her ex-boyfriends balls

Posted by DEMO on 23:43 10-04-2012

Wow...

Bitches do be crazy...

I'm gonna go build me a chastity belt for ma boyz...

Girl tears off her ex-boyfriends balls

Posted by Darklight01 on 22:45 10-04-2012

Girl tears off her ex-boyfriends balls

Posted by Assman! on 21:43 10-04-2012

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by pistachio9 on 02:33 10-04-2012

only 5 ....i guess i got much life to do the rest.....

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by pistachio9 on 02:29 10-04-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by Paddy!

I posted one a while back about a chinese girl willing to give her virginity for an iPhone....


Seems like a recurring theme....


i got an extra iphone....

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by Paddy! on 17:36 09-04-2012

I posted one a while back about a chinese girl willing to give her virginity for an iPhone....


Seems like a recurring theme....

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by DEMO on 01:50 09-04-2012

Yeah, I've read a story like this before, I kinda find it hard to believe, but I guess one never really knows...

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by omuh on 18:22 08-04-2012

I'm pretty sure I've already read a story like this. More than China, that's materialism (and stupidity to some degree) that are to blame.

Mystery Toilet simply 'appears' in middle of road. 

Posted by Assman! on 22:49 06-04-2012

shit happens

Chinese boy sells kidney to buy an iPad and iPhone

Posted by Assman! on 22:48 06-04-2012

Wow China seems like a great place to live

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by Paddy! on 00:12 05-04-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by roark

46 - but I've got a dozen good ones that aren't listed....


Care to share?

Woman wants her hand cut off and replaced with bionic limb

Posted by y_vong84 on 15:37 04-04-2012

I want to know when we're getting the super strong robotic limbs we were promised in the 70's. I mean if you're gonna lop off an arm, at least have the option to crush car doors with a punch or something lol

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by roark on 18:34 02-04-2012

46 - but I've got a dozen good ones that aren't listed....

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by MeatU2 on 22:31 30-03-2012

43, but I grew up in the desert... No Ocean and no real beaches. So I WOULD have scored better, if not for geography...

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by efilnikufesin on 12:50 30-03-2012

37 for me

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by DEMO on 03:43 30-03-2012

Okay for the record, I do know the lingerie items are brands, and that yes the Fredricks stuff can scare the hell out of just about anyone

But that still doesn't explain the 2 that I posted about, at least not so as that it is clear to me what they are about

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by F1098 on 00:24 30-03-2012

Dear Sir,

La Perla is what you give your lover. Fredericks is what your friends might wear for Halloween to scare the shit out of anyone with good taste.

We women know the difference and the difference is huge.

Oh, the score. 45. And if my walls could talk....he he !


Quote:
Originally posted by DEMO

26, but I have no idea what numbers 39 and 40 are all about

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by whitneymr on 06:16 29-03-2012

A nice middle of the road 25.

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by atryus on 21:48 24-03-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by golfingman

I'm 50 and was pretty much a man whore in my younger days, it was easier to count the ones i hadn't done that # is 9

now i dont fill so bad... counting the ones i have not done.. 5 because i'v never been out of my contry.... had a thressom (3) and group (4 or more) i'm bleassed with a girl that go's both ways and like to have as much fun as me. so some of the credit has to be hers...

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by burnhean on 21:11 24-03-2012

46... And to Demo those are Store brands or at least Fredricks is, so I assume they mean sex with something from the store involved.

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by DEMO on 14:15 24-03-2012

26, but I have no idea what numbers 39 and 40 are all about

Angry groom set wedding hotel ablaze - because he couldn't afford it

Posted by DEMO on 13:59 24-03-2012

What a way to start a marriage, most grooms settle for simply getting drunk and wondering "oh no what have I gotten myself into" this guy definitely decided to take it a step further

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by livinginthefreeworld on 20:33 23-03-2012

33, interesting to think back on some of this stuff, oh the old days. Still young and can maybe add more to the list.

Company boss fined for stacking lorries ontop of each other!

Posted by hemi13 on 00:56 23-03-2012

and the second on looks barely on the deck of the middle one,, skeeeeetchy

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by Paddy! on 00:29 23-03-2012

Quote:
Originally posted by golfingman

I'm 50 and was pretty much a man whore in my younger days, it was easier to count the ones i hadn't done that # is 9


Wow!

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by golfingman on 22:59 22-03-2012

I'm 50 and was pretty much a man whore in my younger days, it was easier to count the ones i hadn't done that # is 9

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by ferdi76 on 18:49 22-03-2012

32

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by imwhatufear on 10:41 22-03-2012

does getting head count if so 24 otherwise 21 also I would add letting someone else watch voyeurism should get credit either way if so 25 or 22 also should include doing a striptease for someone else or multi- someone elses

Company boss fined for stacking lorries ontop of each other!

Posted by DEMO on 01:13 21-03-2012

Probably could have gotten away only stacking one, but the two on top does seem a bit top heavy

Company boss fined for stacking lorries ontop of each other!

Posted by Keystoner on 00:25 21-03-2012

Well, that's certainly thinking on top of the box.

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by Paddy! on 20:25 19-03-2012

Maybe my 15 is that bad then.....

The wife only had like 9!

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by MissMia22 on 03:53 19-03-2012

38 , if it counts

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by MissMia22 on 03:49 19-03-2012

ok I have a tally... but does a 3some count as group sex? I want to provide an accurate count

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by jmw81 on 22:53 18-03-2012

Damn I must be a whore, I've done 39 of those.

The Bucket List of Sex

Posted by Paddy! on 23:15 17-03-2012

I was a late bloomer, and have been married for the last 8 years, so 15 of these I don't think is that bad....

World's first road-legal flying car up for sale

Posted by bustMall on 15:17 17-03-2012

That would be coolio