Today my friends, a hero was lost. Something very close to me...my shoe of several years. No matter what the situation, dirtbiking, funeral, swingers party, Oscars after party..my shoes were always pretty, and fashionable. Plus, according to the commercial, I could jump higher in them...dignified men such as my self don't jump though, so that was in kind of up in the air. I've had these shoes through many a girlfriend, and many a fight...they were always there for me, except recently..when one of them fell off while I chasing some punk kid down an alley, but..they apologized in their own way. So this my friends, is a tribute to the fallen...a true Canadian hero..my Nike Shox.


(please click, to set the mood((not a rickroll)).


Here's what happened:

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I wonder where old Tequila got off too...probably a few stray sheep caught his interest.


The two brackets that hold the engine frame to the rest of the frame (chassis and suspension)...on my brand new dune buggy fell off (they weren't properly fastened at the place where I bought it....this was after fixing a gas leak, and re-fastening the mud guards and a roll cage bracket...I don't know who the fuck built it, but they were looking to kill my young, sexy ass. When my sister floored it in the woods, the engine lifted and pulled the throttle cable...and since we're not losers, we weren't wearing seatbelts or helmets. Since she's never driven anything like that...she didn't know what to do, and did what the average woman would do in that situation, turned really hard flipping it over. I can't stress this enough, women are horrible drivers. Anyway, it rolled on her side, I lulzily went through the roll cage and smashed into a tree, (lol catapult, amirite?!) luckily it missed my beautiful, beautiful face...and instead just ruined every other part of me (not penis)..and I'm really badly hurt. I called the place were I bought it shortly after, and said I'm coming in tomorrow, and depending on everyones attitude, someone may, or may not catch the most severe beating of their life time.

At least my stupid sister is okay...despite being a stupid douche...she is hurt, just not hurt like me...although I can still walks and everything..NG.



(ya ya, wear seatbelts and helmets, etc... If I had been driving I would have hit the kill switch, because I'm a man.)

^^^^^^ORIGINAL STORY^^^^^^^

Then RumDum had to really hit home with this question:

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Originally posted by RumDum

I only have one question. Did your shoe stay on?? Mine never do in any crash, ever.. even if its tied.. I guess I just crash hard..

Funny question, it did stay on...but this is what my shockingly expensive shoe looks like now:



..Note: They are usually clean, and pretty.

(reply song if over, this is to damn heartfelt not to be accompanied by song) (another song that may capture the sheer sadness of this event is "Gary Jules - Mad World"..You know that song from the Gears of War commercial? Yeah, that was pretty sweet...but it was also in a movie called Donnie Darko like fucking 10 years ago)


So you see, I was in an accident, and my shoe was destroyed. Don't cry for them, because I know my shoes would take solace in the fact I survived..I'll miss you, my magnificent size 13 gunboats. Let us reflect on my shoe over the past years:












Thank you for reading my thread, hopefully the story of my heroic shoes has touched you...maybe you have been neglecting your shoes? Maybe go give them a kiss, and a hug..and let them know you care...becuase you never know what tomorrow brings. Gentlemen.