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I leave for a few weeks and this place is falling apart.  Also, fun Honda fact: Until I was 4 I didn't know what thinking was...I thought everyone could hear my thoughts, or that I had voices in my head. I asked one of our teachers assistants in my grade 1 class why I kept hearing voices in my head, she then explained to me that everyone had them, and that I was just thinking. But I thought maybe she heard me thinking about it..and was lying, so I was afraid to think certain things until about 3 months after that, when my mother assured me that she could not hear my thoughts. I miss being 4... |
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Im walking down the street and this lady does something completely stupid and brainless and through my mind, I actually had this ''' '''' image creep in.. I actualy thought in emoticon.. I saw that little fucker rolling in my head.TFU. |
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Last time I had sex with my extremely hot model girlfriend, I screamed "EPIC WIN" in her face as she came. .....Then she tried to strangle me with my scarf. On another note, if really..really hot girls didn't want you wearing scarfs to bed...why the fuck are they so damn fashionable? |
| But, in all seriousness, folks, talk to your kids about Criss Angel. Because a douche is a terrible thing to be. |
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I was just browsing through the pic queue....so this picture pops up on the screen and I'm all like, "OH, I've seen this before, it must be a repost" so I click delete, and as I do so I notice that the uploader of the picture was none other than myself. No wonder I had already seen it. 
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Hey man...no...no. This is supposed to be the Tequila Fail thread....don't go confusing me with that kinda comment. I've done that. 
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| But, in all seriousness, folks, talk to your kids about Criss Angel. Because a douche is a terrible thing to be. |
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wtf man!, I think you should stash the laptop away for a week or two
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man....i just snorted while laughing..@ honda - im here, i just have a life and its hard to find online time from fridays through the weekend
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The master...paranoid cunt  my wifes right boob! who im having an affair with Gwens Ass! |
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Soo... I'm in a sour mood. I was supposed to go do some super awesome dance club crap with some ugly ass friends, and a hot ass chick that may or may not fancy my penis. They had asked me to come 3-4 times previously, but they annoy me generally so I didn't want to go. By generally I mean, I hadn't met the hot ass chick that may or may not fancy my penis yet. I figure that we were supposed to do that, because the plans had been made, and the people had asked me constantly for the previous day and a half if I was coming up. So I hopped in my car and filled the gas tank up for 50USD. And then I spent 3 hours driving up to the small ass town, only to find out that no one was there. Which was annoying because they had been texting me asking where I was on the way up. And so then I tell the people that I'm waiting in the game room of the dorm. And I wait there for 2 hours. And then one person shows up needing a ride (turns out the others had already gone to the super awesome dance club even though we were supposed to meet up) And so I drive the ugly ass friend for another 30 minutes to the dance club, where I find out that the super hot girl that may or may not fancy my penis didn't come. Which is all fine and dandy, because I'm a chill ass patient and forgiving motherfucker. And then, one of my friends has to leave because the girls he drove want to leave, and then 20 minutes later (58 minutes after entering the club, which is actually a Mexican restaurant) the ugly ass friend that I drove abandoned me to leave with the remainder of my ugly ass friends. And that is just something you don't fucking do. Especially since I spent 7 hours driving and 2 hours doing jack shit because they wanted me to come. Tonight sucked, and I'm now in the market for some friends. Preferably attractive. I'm looking at you HBF, tina, and some other proven girl. Oh hell, I'll even allow the fake-internet-whore. |
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i spent the weekend partying... had the little tyke stored at grannies house, and somehow it was boobflash creepus weekend, my gf started on an open air festival, and soon all these nice friends of my gf started to join in on the flashing.... taht was hawt.... \ |
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