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Ask Me About being EL.
I'm bored and narcissistic. The result of that is this thread.
The point is simple. You can ask me anything and I shall answer. The Rules: I have to answer truthfully. I will only answer questions. I won't answer anything that I consider vital information (Home address, social security #, Checking Acct #s, etc.) Fire away. |
| To the United States Congress: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY. NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE ECONOMY WILL RECOVER MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU. YOU ARE UNKNOWINGLY DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. | *EL's Epic Slammy List* |
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Oh yeah, this will end well. Hell, I even think you're an okay guy and I can't resist. Okay, Eric, what's it like to take it in the ass while sucking off another guy? |
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Dunno. Never experienced that delightful scenario. Next question!
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| To the United States Congress: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY. NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE ECONOMY WILL RECOVER MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU. YOU ARE UNKNOWINGLY DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. | *EL's Epic Slammy List* |
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Eric, why did you lie in your answer about the first question? |
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Clever question, but I did not lie when I said I have never been the cross-ties in an all-male eiffel tower. |
| To the United States Congress: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY. NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE ECONOMY WILL RECOVER MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU. YOU ARE UNKNOWINGLY DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. | *EL's Epic Slammy List* |
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Eric, why do you continue to lie in this thread? |
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Eric, what's it like to be one of the three most awesome and sexy people on WBW? |
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Global Forum and Movie Moderator, and the overall "Raging Tiger of Doom" FEFE, BUY EL A PIZZA. Hey SP! How are you? |
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I have yet to tell a lie in this thread. Perhaps the more pressing question is why do you find it necessary to project me into gay sex scenarios?
It's pretty damn cool, to be honest. I imagine the feeling is similar to what Sir Edmund Hillary felt when he reached the peak of Everest with his sherpa buddy. Although, I would venture that, at least up until that point in time, 700,000+ people hadn't attempted to climb to the summit of Everest, so my accomplishment is somewhat more prestigious. |
| To the United States Congress: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY. NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE ECONOMY WILL RECOVER MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU. YOU ARE UNKNOWINGLY DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. | *EL's Epic Slammy List* |
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How often do you masturbate? ... not that it keeps me up at night, but I noticed this type of embarrassing question wasn't precluded
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"Actually, they would want me for my lvl 60 druid!!!" --pantsman, avid WoW virgin |
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If you woke up as a woman, what is the first thing you would do? |
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There isn't a left parenthesis curved enough to portray my sadness in emoticon format. dralokyn suggested I use an uppercase C...well done sir, many thanks. Hey, FEFE, buy Lindros a pizza. |
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On average, probably about 1½ times a week. And I bet it does keep you up at night. Everyone wants to know the 'dros's carrot-waxing statistics, do they not? |
| To the United States Congress: STOP SPENDING MY MONEY. NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND THE ECONOMY WILL RECOVER MUCH FASTER WITHOUT YOU. YOU ARE UNKNOWINGLY DESTROYING THE COUNTRY. | *EL's Epic Slammy List* |
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