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#1 Posted by EricLindros on 08:34 AM 07/05/2008


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Ask Me About being EL.
I'm bored and narcissistic. The result of that is this thread.

The point is simple. You can ask me anything and I shall answer.

The Rules:

I have to answer truthfully.
I will only answer questions.
I won't answer anything that I consider vital information (Home address, social security #, Checking Acct #s, etc.)


Fire away.
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#2 Posted by Tarquin on 08:41 AM 07/05/2008


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Oh yeah, this will end well. Hell, I even think you're an okay guy and I can't resist.

Okay, Eric, what's it like to take it in the ass while sucking off another guy?
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#3 Posted by EricLindros on 08:47 AM 07/05/2008


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Originally posted by Tarquin

Okay, Eric, what's it like to take it in the ass while sucking off another guy?


Dunno. Never experienced that delightful scenario.


Next question!
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#4 Posted by Kanzen on 08:57 AM 07/05/2008


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Eric, why did you lie in your answer about the first question?
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#5 Posted by EricLindros on 09:08 AM 07/05/2008


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Clever question, but I did not lie when I said I have never been the cross-ties in an all-male eiffel tower.
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#6 Posted by Kanzen on 09:09 AM 07/05/2008


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Eric, why do you continue to lie in this thread?
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#7 Posted by Bangledesh on 09:18 AM 07/05/2008


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Eric, what's it like to be one of the three most awesome and sexy people on WBW?
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#8 Posted by EricLindros on 12:15 AM 07/06/2008


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Originally posted by Kanzen

Eric, why do you continue to lie in this thread?


I have yet to tell a lie in this thread.

Perhaps the more pressing question is why do you find it necessary to project me into gay sex scenarios?

Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

Eric, what's it like to be one of the three most awesome and sexy people on WBW?


It's pretty damn cool, to be honest. I imagine the feeling is similar to what Sir Edmund Hillary felt when he reached the peak of Everest with his sherpa buddy. Although, I would venture that, at least up until that point in time, 700,000+ people hadn't attempted to climb to the summit of Everest, so my accomplishment is somewhat more prestigious.
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#9 Posted by Dakkon76 on 12:25 AM 07/06/2008


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How often do you masturbate?

... not that it keeps me up at night, but I noticed this type of embarrassing question wasn't precluded
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#10 Posted by Honda_X on 12:30 AM 07/06/2008


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If you woke up as a woman, what is the first thing you would do?
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#11 Posted by EricLindros on 12:31 AM 07/06/2008


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Quote:
Originally posted by Dakkon76

How often do you masturbate?

... not that it keeps me up at night, but I noticed this type of embarrassing question wasn't precluded


On average, probably about 1½ times a week.

And I bet it does keep you up at night. Everyone wants to know the 'dros's carrot-waxing statistics, do they not?
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